The Beatles Album of -Magical Mystery Tour is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Brian Epstein with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.456 billion Beatles Fans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liverpool. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Beatles Fansian economy, worth 386 trillion Beatles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,863 Beatles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, an increasing number of animal species are named 'Bob', the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and diplomatic cables about Brian Epstein have suddenly been very flattering. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Magical Mystery Tour's national animal is the Ringo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Beatlemania.

-Magical Mystery Tour is ranked 15,348^th in the world and 1^st in Beatlemania for Safest, scoring 116.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.